NO. 133 - 2026 - R18: Something's in the Air in July… and No Collarbone Will Be Spared

The beauty of maths is that it’s completely objective. It’s science. It’s truth. It’s the foundational cornerstone of accumulated knowledge and humanity’s long, noble journey towards enlightenment.

And so, Ragnar’s Maths continues its relentless pursuit of truth by predicting—nay, mathematically proving—what will happen this month:

We won’t lose.

But… ahhh, bugger.

This weekend we play a team sitting on the bottom of the ladder. We generally play poorly in situations like this. Anything could happen, and humanity’s journey towards enlightenment may yet perform a spectacular U-turn.

Ragnar, Sparrow and Orca are here to dive in and reassure the Orange Army.

For now, we'll rejoice in the magnificent victory against a side that—for most of the game—was probably the better team.

Unfortunately for them, when Clarry’s magnificent shoulder arrives at full force, accompanied by a commitment to the football only an overexcited kelpie could rival, chances are you’re about to lose.

Where have we heard that before?

That’s right: Rag’s Bet.

Currently in administration. Possibly insolvent. Almost certainly irresponsible. RIP.

However, should you wish to support the cause—and Ragnar’s deeply unhealthy relationship with speculative wagering—please visit the Buy Me a Coffee link below.

Just kidding. All proceeds will go towards flights to the Grand Final.

BECAUSE MARK OUR WORDS: THAT’S A MATHEMATICAL CERTAINTY.

We’ll see.

But until then, we’ll Never Surrender.